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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>dance like it hurts. love like you need the money. work when people are watching.</description><title>lizard.be</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dotlizard)</generator><link>http://lizard.be/</link><item><title>lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Can’t wait to see how this ends…”
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwz792Ooab1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.latfh.com/post/358406398/cant-wait-to-see-how-this-ends"&gt;lookatthisfuckinghipster&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Can’t wait to see how this ends…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/400066228</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/400066228</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:33:31 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>hipsterpuppies:

barney is more concerned with “dynamic range...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxppz1Zfn31qb0fx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/post/392873383/barney-is-more-concerned-with-dynamic-range"&gt;hipsterpuppies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;barney is more concerned with “dynamic range compression” and “the loudness wars” than the fact that he has shitty taste in music&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[photo via alison w]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/400061337</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/400061337</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:30:19 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>NO hover-peeing</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky4bzya7pM1qz9wpdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mthruf.com/2010/02/15/job-fails-you-need-instructions/"&gt;NO hover-peeing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/399631155</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/399631155</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:23:58 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>hipsterpuppies:

for tillie, having a mad men premiere party...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxo2xoqQYJ1qb0fx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/post/383873119/for-tillie-having-a-mad-men-premiere-party-means"&gt;hipsterpuppies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;for tillie, having a &lt;i&gt;mad men&lt;/i&gt; premiere party means dressing up, drinking manhattans and being totally fucking insufferable&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[photo via justin g]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/387810225</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/387810225</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:58:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>eggs, milk, ——, hope,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxlb8mi70Z1qa8ifto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;eggs, milk, ——, hope, change&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.gesteves.com/post/380397983/dailyme-white-house-press-secretary-robert"&gt;guillee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos.dailyme.com/post/380392965/white-house-press-secretary-robert-gibbs-has-the"&gt;dailyme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;White House Press Secretary &lt;a href="http://dailyme.com/person/robert-gibbs.html"&gt;Robert Gibbs&lt;/a&gt; has the words “Eggs, Milk, &lt;del&gt;Bread&lt;/del&gt;, Hope, Change” &lt;a href="http://dailyme.com/story/2010020900003946/white-house-mocks-sarah-palin-podium.html"&gt;written in marker on his hand as he briefs reporters&lt;/a&gt; after President &lt;a href="http://dailyme.com/person/barack-obama.html"&gt;Barack Obama&lt;/a&gt; made an unannounced visit to the James Brady Briefing Room of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, Feb. 9, 2010. Former Vice Presidential candidate &lt;a href="http://dailyme.com/person/sarah-palin.html"&gt;Sarah Palin&lt;/a&gt; has been seen with hand written notes on her hands in recent public appearances. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dailyme.com/story/2010020900003946/white-house-mocks-sarah-palin-podium.html"&gt;Read more&lt;/a&gt; →&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Guys, your hand meme made it all the way to the friggin’ White House!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/380413814</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/380413814</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:09:41 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>iPad（動画） : Gizmodo Japan</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="300" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=167d70800c&amp;vert=funnyordie_co_uk" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="300" flashvars="key=167d70800c&amp;vert=funnyordie_co_uk" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gizmodo.jp/2010/02/ipad_5.html"&gt;iPad（動画） : Gizmodo Japan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/380410770</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/380410770</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:07:19 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

Orange You Glad
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxa15mJ6zN1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/369018976/orange-you-glad"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.foundshit.com/orange-you-glad-banana/"&gt;Orange You Glad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/374938455</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/374938455</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:52:56 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>unhappyhipsters:

And one day, a ladder appeared. Julien climbed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwwrl6GQwZ1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://unhappyhipsters.tumblr.com/post/356132648/and-one-day-a-ladder-appeared-julien-climbed"&gt;unhappyhipsters&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And one day, a ladder appeared. Julien climbed with guarded optimism; could this be the way out for which he’d been searching all these weeks?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/articles/kids-room-renovation.html"&gt;(Dwell, January 2010)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/358711431</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/358711431</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:52:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>peckinpah: The Muppets’ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuywf7XOi11qa1atpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://peckinpah.tumblr.com/post/292154640/the-muppets-fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas"&gt;peckinpah&lt;/a&gt;: The Muppets’ &lt;i&gt;Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/351254029</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/351254029</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:34:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>life, imitating art</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwkn2a8It91qz9wpdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thatwillbuffout.com/2010/01/18/funny-car-photos-irony/"&gt;life, imitating art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/345063584</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/345063584</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:37:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>waifsworld:

ryking:

k-troll:

davidkendall:

Can you figure...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwj9p1rqJi1qzs32ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://waifsworld.tumblr.com/post/344028343/ryking-k-troll-davidkendall-can-you"&gt;waifsworld&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ryking.tumblr.com/post/344007393"&gt;ryking&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://k-troll.tumblr.com/post/343953837/davidkendall-can-you-figure-this-one-out-take"&gt;k-troll&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://davidkendall.tumblr.com/post/343951468/can-you-figure-this-one-out-take-a-good-look"&gt;davidkendall&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can you figure this one out?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Take a good look.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’ll see it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Christopher Walken.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;(&lt;a href="http://izismile.com/2010/01/20/rare_photographs_of_celebrities_125_pics.html"&gt;source&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wowee-wow-wow-wow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;I always wondered how a creepy-looking motherfucker like Walken got into the business, and now I know: He wasn’t always creepy-looking.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Some of the photos at the “source” link are fucking uh-may-zing. — Ryking&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can still see the creepy, under the baby fat. ;-)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Source site is fucking amazing, agreed. ~ waif&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/344042668</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/344042668</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:25:06 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Sophe the dog senses an earthquake 15 seconds before it happens,...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="304" id="viddler"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/1e79b9c5/" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="fake=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/1e79b9c5/" width="400" height="304" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="fake=1" name="viddler"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sophe the dog senses an earthquake 15 seconds before it happens, runs to get her owner! Awesome goggie!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/340389262</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/340389262</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:38:08 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>bacon-chicken narwhal, GET IN MAH...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw3puoM7Pv1qzvnxpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;bacon-chicken narwhal, GET IN MAH BELLY!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/332642305/bacon-chicken-narwhal-submitted-by-arthur"&gt;thisiswhyyourefat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bacon &amp; Chicken Narwhal&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(submitted by &lt;a href="http://thethirdoption.tumblr.com/"&gt;Arthur Lipp-Bonewits&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/336106525</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/336106525</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:46:04 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>ache:

yerawizardharry:

(via robcham)

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvzncc69O51qzbasvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ache.tumblr.com/post/329380365/yerawizardharry-via-robcham"&gt;ache&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yerawizardharry.tumblr.com/post/328785958/via-robcham"&gt;yerawizardharry&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://robcham.tumblr.com/post/325278510/everybody-loves-pandas"&gt;robcham&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/332618767</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/332618767</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:28:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>the not-so-age-old dilemma
via i.imgur.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw6iuxqpiR1qz9wpdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;the not-so-age-old dilemma&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/PawWu.jpg"&gt;i.imgur.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/332139713</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/332139713</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:40:08 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>How to post photos on the internet</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/328836901"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Take a boring photo with your 50mm f/1.8 prime wide open, with a small sliver of your subject in focus. Leave large portions of the subject outside of the focal plane, regardless of how important or interesting they are.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw1n1nsEUF1qz4rgr.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rotate the camera 30 degrees before shooting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw1n2d5gJI1qz4rgr.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Square-crop.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw1n5eDhMz1qz4rgr.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oversaturate or slightly desaturate. Tint red to look old. Under no circumstances should you apply a neutral white balance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw1nb1MuTq1qz4rgr.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Blow out the highlights.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw1ncy8CSv1qz4rgr.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Add a very strong fake vignette.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw1nh4nSCY1qz4rgr.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Finish it off with a fake Polaroid frame.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw1nt3c0EP1qz4rgr.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For bonus points, overlay a pithy, emotional &lt;a href="http://pseudomeaningful.tumblr.com/"&gt;sentence&lt;/a&gt;, preferably about a failed romance. Ideally, the overlay should be in white Helvetica.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw1p6lT9DX1qz4rgr.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’ll be popular in no time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/330966199</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/330966199</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 11:54:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>your argument is invalid.
via i.imgur.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw4go3DCCc1qz9wpdo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;your argument is invalid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/TNX8G.jpg"&gt;i.imgur.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/330154971</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/330154971</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:57:39 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>theduty:

ladymisskate:

I want 2010 to be just like...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvj2sncwZR1qzfbufo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theduty.tumblr.com/post/309971053/ladymisskate-i-want-2010-to-be-just-like"&gt;theduty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ladymisskate.tumblr.com/post/309970113"&gt;ladymisskate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want 2010 to be just like this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;BOOOOOOOOOOM!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/309985205</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/309985205</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 10:08:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>oh, those wacky mayans :)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvj3l1BJfB1qz9wpdo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/2009/12/countdown-to-catastrophe.html"&gt;oh, those wacky mayans&lt;/a&gt; :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/309981469</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/309981469</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 10:05:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>overwhelmed with work?
via imgur.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvh6scsgFT1qz9wpdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;overwhelmed with work?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/mg65Z.jpg"&gt;imgur.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizard.be/post/308170089</link><guid>http://lizard.be/post/308170089</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 09:19:24 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
