1 month ago
1 month ago
Can you figure this one out?
Take a good look.
You’ll see it.
Christopher Walken.
(source)
Wowee-wow-wow-wow.
I always wondered how a creepy-looking motherfucker like Walken got into the business, and now I know: He wasn’t always creepy-looking.
Some of the photos at the “source” link are fucking uh-may-zing. — Ryking
I can still see the creepy, under the baby fat. ;-)
Source site is fucking amazing, agreed. ~ waif
Sophe the dog senses an earthquake 15 seconds before it happens, runs to get her owner! Awesome goggie!
2 months ago
bacon-chicken narwhal, GET IN MAH BELLY!
Bacon & Chicken Narwhal
(submitted by Arthur Lipp-Bonewits)
2 months ago
2 months ago Take a boring photo with your 50mm f/1.8 prime wide open, with a small sliver of your subject in focus. Leave large portions of the subject outside of the focal plane, regardless of how important or interesting they are.
Rotate the camera 30 degrees before shooting.
Square-crop.
Oversaturate or slightly desaturate. Tint red to look old. Under no circumstances should you apply a neutral white balance.
Blow out the highlights.
Add a very strong fake vignette.
Finish it off with a fake Polaroid frame.
For bonus points, overlay a pithy, emotional sentence, preferably about a failed romance. Ideally, the overlay should be in white Helvetica.
You’ll be popular in no time.
2 months ago
2 months ago
I want 2010 to be just like this.
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
2 months ago